having a very normal one (downloading every single recorded mountain goats live show on archive.org)
desktop firefox and chrome only
click below for hints and solutions
click below for hints and solutions
used these models:
10-11-2022 - updated the colours in the tile matching puzzle to be more colourblind friendly.
10-11-2022 - I've heard reports that the lights on game doesn't properly detect completion on some browsers. I can't reproduce it on edge, chrome, or firefox on windows, or chrome and firefox on linux. One person said that zooming in or out can fix it, so please try this. Worst case scenario, right click on the purple button and delete the element, this will reveal the clickable button underneath.
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step 1:
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look for inconsistencies, and click on 'em!solution
click the screw in the bottom left corner, then click the hole just below the "blackle mori 2022" linestep 2:
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turn on all the lightssolution
this is the classic lights out puzzle, except instead of turning off lights, you need to turn them on. you can follow this guide to solve the puzzle, just invert the light-on-edness of all the instructions.step 3:
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once you solve the sudoku puzzle, consider where the numbers in the circled cells could go...solution
completing the sudoku puzzle gives the code 61644, enter this into the combination lock on the top rightstep 4:
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also called picross, nonograms can be tricky. try to get most of the left side done before moving onto the rightsolution
this is how the nonogram will look when solved:
step 5:
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pretty much the same as step 3. try your best!solution
completing the sudoku puzzle gives the code 94427step 6:
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try to figure out which tiles have to go in the corners first. this will whittle down the possibilities for where the rest of the tiles can go.solution
the completed tile matching puzzle looks like this:
- get elected to senate for naboo
- start new sith order
- work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.
(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)
- get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)
- PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.
- make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack
(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)
- Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL
- chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.
Endgame achieved.
(Vader's kid blows up my death star)
- PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.
(thrown down hole and killed.)
- PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then
- build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot
(clone son betrays me but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)
- create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan
- let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later) let those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one themselves. very cute!
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL (only via proxy tho. not done yet)
- let(??) vaders grandson ("ben"?? ok) usurp failed clone and rule galaxy. wants to “kill the past” but whatever. can still make this work. NEED to keep this kid in the mix (will make sense when we get there)
- drop the big news. Im not dead! Fortnite. awesome moment.
- lead kylo ren to my base using complex scavenger hunt. puzzle knife.
- tell him he’s always actually worked for me. big reveal. big moment. He's my lackey now. a little traitorous and unreliable, but this will pay off later trust me
- use death star ships to take over galaxy even more
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL (awesome... but not enough. something missing)
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let kylo ren lead clone granddaughter to home base using complex scavenger hunt. Puzzle Knife cool enough idea to do twice i think
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taunt granddaughter into killing me so i can possess her un-janked body. All part of my grand scheme...
Endgame achieved. (??)
(kylo ren betrays me)
- PIVOT: Possession stupid plan anyway. Instead, use ben and reys Horny Essence to make my nasty old body normal again.
- throw ben in hole (grandson purpose revealed)
- destroy resistance with lightning powers. shooting spaceships down with magic lightning basically a solved problem at this point.
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL
- kill the granddaughter actually. dont need her anymore. lightning powers classic for a reason.
ive got this thing in the bag as long as she doesn't bounce the lightning back at me off her fucking laser sword.
Endgame achieved.
hi all! one hundred years ago Magnus Hirschfeld published "Die Intersexuelle Konstitution" in the 1923 (and last -_-) edition of Jahrbuch für sexuelle Zwischenstufen. the essay contains what is popularly held as the first instance of the word transsexual. so i got curious about the publish date of the journal, so i could hold a proper centenary. i still haven't found that, nor (very surprisingly) have i come across an English translation of the essay (!). however, my bud Fiona found this record of the essay's full title; supposedly, the essay was based on a lecture given March 16th, 1923. if we accept the lecture's date as the first known instance of the word, then the term transsexual will have its centenary on March 16th of this year!! let's have a fucking party!!!!
ENDLESS MILLENNIA OF BEING COOL FREAKS
ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF BEING COOL FREAKS IN THIS PARTICULAR MANNER
THE FEW... THE PROUD... THE TRANSSEXUALS
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